Things that make you say “Newt!”

It takes someone with courage and integrity to man up and point out the biggest threat to America’s security. What’s that you say? Is the wolf at the door the budget crisis? Endless wars? Unsustainable energy consumption? No, silly. Listen and learn from the Newt:

““I have two grandchildren—Maggie is 11, Robert is 9. I am convinced that if we do not decisively win the struggle over the nature of America, by the time they’re my age they will be in a secular atheist country, potentially one dominated by radical Islamists and with no understanding of what it once meant to be an American” Newt Gingrich

After werewolves and zombies, Secular Islamists are truly the biggest threat to American children

You may be nodding your head in agreement that secular, radical Islamists are truly the greatest threat facing America today. If so, you may agree with Vanity Fair’s list of other contradictory threats that we expect Newt to battle:

• Militarized pacifists

• Benign toxins in our waters

• Limited supplies of endless energy sources

• The abortion rate among abstinent teens

• Heterosexuals wanting to enter into gay marriages

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